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July 7, 2020

From the creators of Flipper comes the next chapter in helpful, legless mammal entertainment. 

A cult oddity forever only available on VHS and DVD bootlegs, Mr. No Legs has taunted exploitation fetishists for decades. I mean, c'mon, that poster and tagline ("Don't...

June 18, 2020

Blood Freak opens with director Brad Grinter, seated and smoking a cigarette. Glancing down every three to five seconds to read from the script, he speaks into the camera with that double-edged, apathetic sternness of a post-War dad:

"We live in a world subject to const...

June 17, 2020

(This article was originally published in REBELLER.)

From here on out, we will not be referring to the other two Sergios by name.

A fancy rhetorical flourish—hardly . A little bratty? Perhaps. But to succumb to the traditional (and lazy) film scholarship that traffics in...

April 21, 2020

Takeshi Kitano is an enigma to me, and I highly doubt I'm alone in that department. 

Mostly known by his stage name Beat Takeshi in Japan, Kitano was a popular comedian with a formidable television presence starting back in the 1970's. His directorial debut, Violent Cop...

April 14, 2020

How many times during this quarantine have you sat down, determined to watch a 70's exploitation film and just couldn't decide on the genre? I don't want to spark fear, but this could be a symptom of an ever-broadening neurosis brought on by the fact that you now have...

April 2, 2020

If you're anything like me, you've been staring at your tuxedo cat, coming to the realization that all tuxedos look like dominoes--and if you take their front and back halves, utilizing white spots, you can glean their binary value (for instance, my cat Gus would be a...

February 19, 2020

At first I thought it was a mistake.

My TCM Underground recording a couple weeks ago simply said Scary Movie without any additional information. So I figured--what I considered a fairly rational deduction--that it was some kind of cable box programming error. Me not kno...

February 11, 2020

If there's ever been anything in the universe that willed itself into existence from nothingness, out of the ether, into the unbearable lightness of being, it's Jon-Mikl Thor. Sure, that could probably be said of most Canadian pseudo-celebrities, but Jon-Mikl is a spec...

January 27, 2020

A Top 1 sexual fantasy of mine: I'm just a lonely hydrologist traversing the countryside, studying the water table for the implementation of a major water infrastructure project, and I come across a beautiful, young witch and her majestic white stallion performing a Wi...

December 16, 2019

Swedish death cults, alligator hurricanes, Rudy Ray Moore, and two men masturbating in a lighthouse. It was definitely a bonkers year for cinema. So why don't you say we dispense with all those niceties and formalities and get right into it? 

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