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February 19, 2020

At first I thought it was a mistake.

My TCM Underground recording a couple weeks ago simply said Scary Movie without any additional information. So I figured--what I considered a fairly rational deduction--that it was some kind of cable box programming error. Me not kno...

February 11, 2020

If there's ever been anything in the universe that willed itself into existence from nothingness, out of the ether, into the unbearable lightness of being, it's Jon-Mikl Thor. Sure, that could probably be said of most Canadian pseudo-celebrities, but Jon-Mikl is a spec...

January 27, 2020

A Top 1 sexual fantasy of mine: I'm just a lonely hydrologist traversing the countryside, studying the water table for the implementation of a major water infrastructure project, and I come across a beautiful, young witch and her majestic white stallion performing a Wi...

December 16, 2019

Swedish death cults, alligator hurricanes, Rudy Ray Moore, and two men masturbating in a lighthouse. It was definitely a bonkers year for cinema. So why don't you say we dispense with all those niceties and formalities and get right into it? 

Here are the top ten films...

October 15, 2019

A woman masturbates with the head of her deceased lover while a blind man jealously listens on...


No, that’s not the start to this week’s Dear Abby column. It’s the entire plot to Lamberto Bava’s 1980 debut film, Macabre, a.k.a. Frozen Terror.

Mostly known for directi...

October 10, 2019

It's not until the fourth film in Kinji Fukasaku's acclaimed five-part yakuza series, Battles Without Honor and Humanity, that the cards are explicitly laid out as to the series' overarching thesis. At the end of that film, Police Tactics, the narrator notes...

October 7, 2019

"Put your weight on it, put your weight on it, put your weight on it!"

With the release of Dolemite Is My Name, the Netflix biopic about comedian Rudy Ray Moore's origins, what better time than now to discuss the nadir (meaning funnest part) of his career, Disco Godfath...

September 12, 2019

In a time of fractious and divided politics, it’s probably for the best that the Senate never takes up debate on the merits of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. Because that could be the final push needed to end all democracy.

And thus we enter No Man’s Land, the peri...

June 25, 2019

Midsummar is just as good, if not better, than Hereditary.

If director Ari Aster had the last name, of say, Roeg, people would be tossing around The M Word like a nervous tic in a stress factory. But since he is a new filmmaker working within the horror genre, the hip...

May 17, 2019

The idea that something as fundamentally insane as Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things had been sitting--lurking--on my TV for months after recording it on TCM Underground is pretty unsettling. It's the boob tube equivalent of finding out the psycho stabbing you...

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